MPR-006 · Infernal Machines · now pressing

Vocal Chord (Laughter) Mug

$16.00
For singers, choir kids and voice teachers. In 1906 John Philip Sousa told Congress that phonographs would leave us without a voice: “We will not have a vocal chord left.” The official record prints the room's reaction right after it: [Laughter.] A real quote, hearing record, page 24. In June 1906 John Philip Sousa, the March King, told Congress that phonographs were “infernal machines going night and day” and that “we will not have a vocal chord left.” The official record prints [Laughter.] after both. “Infernal Machines” (MPR-006) is our song about it. Moral Panic Records makes songs about the things people were once told to fear. Designed and set in type by Moral Panic Records. Our songs are made with AI tools.

Size: 11oz

More details

  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.