Canned Music Warning Hoodie (light colours)
For musicians, music teachers, choir and band people, and anyone who can't help singing along. WARNING: Canned music may cause singing. In 1906 the March King warned Congress that recorded music would stop people singing. It did the opposite.
In June 1906 John Philip Sousa, the March King, told Congress that phonographs were “infernal machines going night and day” and that “we will not have a vocal chord left.” The official record prints [Laughter.] after both. “Infernal Machines” (MPR-006) is our song about it.
Moral Panic Records makes songs about the things people were once told to fear. Designed and set in type by Moral Panic Records. Our songs are made with AI tools.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Moral Panic Records
- Email: contact@support.shop.moralpanicrecords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Canned Music Warning Hoodie (light colours) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|
