Fig. 1, Bicycle Face Tee (dark colours)
A medical diagram where you are the specimen. Four tags point up at your face: BULGING EYES, SET JAW, FLUSHED CHEEKS and “EXHAUSTION”, the symptoms doctors described in 1895. Our verdict stamp says UNFOUNDED.
In 1895 some doctors warned that riding a bicycle would give women a “bicycle face”: bulging eyes, a set jaw, flushed cheeks. Women kept riding. “Bicycle Face” (MPR-001) is our song about it.
Moral Panic Records makes songs about the things people were once told to fear. Designed and set in type by Moral Panic Records. Our songs are made with AI tools.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Moral Panic Records
- Email: contact@support.shop.moralpanicrecords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Fig. 1, Bicycle Face Tee (dark colours) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
