MPR-006 · Infernal Machines · now pressing

Infernal Machines Tee (light colours)

$36.61 AUD (plus tax)
For record collectors, gramophone people and anyone who wants a band shirt for a band that never existed. INFERNAL MACHINES, going night and day: John Philip Sousa's name for the phonograph when he warned Congress about it in 1906. In June 1906 John Philip Sousa, the March King, told Congress that phonographs were “infernal machines going night and day” and that “we will not have a vocal chord left.” The official record prints [Laughter.] after both. “Infernal Machines” (MPR-006) is our song about it. Moral Panic Records makes songs about the things people were once told to fear. Designed and set in type by Moral Panic Records. Our songs are made with AI tools.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.